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posted by fanofh2o
I will not skip to the headmaster's office singing 'we're off to see the wizard' ... lol

"I will not make jokes about Lupin and 'his time of the month'"

Knock knock.
Whos there?
You know.
You know who?
He's dead, you can say his name now.



How many deatheaters does it take to light up a wand?
One, but you'll have to find one with a hand.

How many snape's does it take to light up a wand?
WAIT! HE'S ABOUT TO INVENT THE NEWEST REMEDY FOR GREASY HAIR!

The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write "I told you I was hardcore".

I will stop referring to...
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This article is reviewing his devotion as a Death Eater, his possible part in the Longbottom torture, his childhood, his father's love for him - and some other things - always basing on what we can read from the Goblet of Fire book. Weighting on my own interpretation, of course.

I know the vast majority of people seem to have taken a liking of the first impression the book gives on the father-son relationship, especially by Junior's own words, so I respect that view - however those are only his beliefs and not necessarely the truth and I personally like to dig deeper into the possibilities....
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Dumbledore's office
*Dumbledore's office, a quiet retreat and study for the sage Headmaster, was located in one of the highest towers of Hogwarts. Dumbledore's fascination with the universe and the skies became the room's defining feature.

*One of the most expensive props in the film was the working telescope in Dumbledore's office which was rarely seen on screen.

*On the shelves in Dumbledore's office are hundreds of books, many of which are actually old phonebooks covered in leather and dust.

Gryffindor common room
*The Gryffindor common room and the boys' dormitory were actually built as two connected sets. The staircase spirals up to a hallway that in one direction led to the boys' dormitory set. In the other direction a doorway simply drops off into nowhere.
This Is The Video Cheytiegeek Perry Will Make

Students:
Harry Potter Stronger Kelly Clarkson
Ron Weasley Cooler Than Me by Mike Posner
Hermione Granger #SELFIE by The Chainsmokers
Ginny Pretty Girl by Sugarcult
Neville Longbottom The Lazy Song Bruno Mars
Luna Lovegood Rather Be by Clean Bandit ft. Jess Glynn
Fred & George Weasley Everything Is Awesome by Tegan and Sara
Cho Chang My Humps by The Black Eyed Peas
Cedric Diggory Centuries by Fall Out Boy
Viktor Krum Rude by MAGIC!
Fleur Delacour Fancy by Iggy Azalea

Adults:
Albus Dumbledore I Got The Magic by B.O.B
Minerva Mcgonagil Meow I'm A Kitty Cat (Trap)...
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Harry Potter beats Twilight. Of course. But I really don't like it when HP fans use opinion-ated "facts" when saying WHY Harry Potter is the better movie series. So, I, who am a major Potterhead, put together 7 true, solid, hard, and undeniable facts about certain aspects of the two movie series to prove why Harry Potter is the ultimate series.
**I will only be discussing the movies**

1) Soundtrack

Listen to this wonderful and memorable theme song. As you may have guessed, the theme song belogs to Harry Potter : link

Now listen to this: link
It's pretty, but it doesn't find a special place in your...
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posted by bendaimmortal
The Weasley family has an owl named Errol and it's very old; it's moulting, and so exhausted that it can't even stand up after a flight - In fact it often downright loses consciousness after both long and short flights. If it even gets to where it's sent, because its eye vision has gotten so poor that it hits objects as it flies, which also can make it lose consciousness and could even kill it. Still the Weasley's keep using it for delievering their mail. In addition, their youngest son shows no compassion to it, calling it a "bloody bird", "menace" and "pathetic". And the Weasley parents bought...
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Happy birthday Dan! You are an excellent actor! Dan, you are our hero for more than 10 years. You are the number one actor I ever seen. Dan you had devoted your whole childhood for Harry Potter. Dan, you became a true character for J.K. Rowling's imaginations. Actually you acted in a real way that made us incredible. You wrote a history of your own. You are a legend! . Dan , you helped us to imagine a Wizard's world. Dan, you devotes so many times on us. You are the number one. We are always with you! As a fan this is only thing to do on your birthday. Here are my true feelings about. They are never fake. God and Lord Budda'll bless you Dan. You are so close to us than anyone in Hollywood field. From the bottom of our hearts we wish you a hot HAPPY BIRTHDAY! Thanks for everything you did and thank you devoting you childhood for us....
posted by dragonsmemory
((You're all thinking I'm insane. Maybe I am. But that means you are, too. Besides, I highly doubt that this is the first fanfic of a fanfic.
By the way, all I own is Hailey Potter. The others own themselves.

With Harry Potter's firstborn son on the way, literally, Hailey sits him down to have a littlle chat. Could Harry finally be getting the family he always longed for? Or will their past troubles crowd out the possibility of a future?))



The Muggle hospital certainly wasn't the most encouraging environment for afather-to-be. Harry just would not sit still. At the moment, he was pacing the...
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The name of the street where the Dursleys live is a reference to that most suburban plant, the privet bush, which makes neat hedges around many English gardens. I liked the associations with both suburbia and enclosure, the Dursleys being so smugly middle class, and so determinedly separate from the wizarding world. The name of their area is 'Little Whinging', which again sounds appropriately parochial and sniffy, 'whinging' being a colloquial term for 'complaining or whining' in British English.

J.K Rowling:


Although I describe the Dursleys' house as big and square, as befitted Uncle Vernon's...
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posted by Thecharliejay
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in
bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures
class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning posters in Filch's office is not appropriate.
5. I will not go to class skyclad.
6. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.
7. I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
8. I will stop referring...
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posted by iceprincess7492
Dear Mr. Potter,
You have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry."
One sentence to change millions of lives, to begin a decade...

"Harry Potter...the boy who lived...come to die..."

One sentence to end-an era-a lifetime...everything.

"The stories we love best do live in us forever; whether you come back by page, or by the big screen, Hogwarts will always be there to welcome you home."...

One sentence, to bring it all back.

Re-post if you will stick with Harry, until the very end. Until the spines of your books are weakened and the pages are falling out, until you're 80 years old...
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posted by kaatie
Some interesting fun facts I found and wanted to share with you! Credit to the Harry Potter wiki:

The original last name for Neville's character was "Pupp"

If you rearrange the letters in "Severus Snape" you get "Pursues Evans".

The only autograph Harry ever gave out was to Colin Creevey.

Both Michael Corner and Harry have dated the same girls, but in a different order, Cho Chang and Ginny Weasley.

Harry Potter is still the only wizard to this day that has had all three Unforgivable Curses cast on him and survived.

David Thewlis had originally auditioned for the part of Professor Quirinus Quirrell,...
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Chapter 1 - a wish come true....well sort of


I had just finished reading Harry potter and the deathly hallows 'sigh' "I wish I was a witch and that I could meet Harry Potter and maybe he would fall in love with me instead of Ginny" I thought aloud. Look I know what your thinking 'wishful thinking never going to happen in a million years' yeah well a girl can dream can't she. I was perched on the windowsill gazing out the window when I saw a couple of shooting stars passing by and I thought well I've got nothing else to do so I closed my eyes and said "I wish I was a witch and that Harry Potter...
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posted by Misguided_Angel
I mark myself a Slytherin. Yepp, I said it and I feel no shame.

After all, we can't say that all of them are bad. (Regulas Black, and Severus Snape being notable examples.) as well as Narcissa Malfoy and Horace Slughorn (the fun, jolly fellow he is)(As noted in comments)

Its just a house with a bad rap, because of a few bad people.

Saying all Slytherins are evil would be like saying Germany is an evil, and horrible country JUST because Adolf Hitler originated there.

My personal opinion is that, yes some Slytherins went as bad as you could go, but others just got wrapped up in the "misconceptions."...
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based on Book 4, all credits and respect to J.K Rowling.



Chapter 4

Okay, trudging up a big hill in the early hours of morning wearing a skirt wasn't the best of choices.

But it was Ginny's fault! She's the one who made me wear a mini- skirt, and she had no right to stomp n my foot when Harry choked on his cereal when he saw me. As far as I'm concerned, she can have him.

I'm not really the type to fall in love, or food poisoning, or whatever you call looking like your trying to suck eachother's faces off.

But there I was, looking at Cedric, wearing a black mini-skirt, black and white striped knee...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'

2. Laugh at him.

3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'

4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.

5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.

6. Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.

7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.

8. Dance the Funky Chicken.

9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.

10. Pat him on...
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This is a small humorous one-shot fanfic.

Main Characters- Ron and Harry

Pairings- None

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"Are you sure, Ron?" asked Harry, nervously.

"Of Course! I am. Don't worry Harry, I'm with you" replied Ron with a grin on his face.

"Why isn't it helping?" muttered Harry.

"Oh! come on! You are being ridiculous Harry" replied Ron shaking his head in annoyance.

"Ridiculous? What if she finds out? Aren't you afraid of her?" asked Harry already knowing the answer as well as Ron's going-to-be-reply.

"No" came the simple response.

Harry rolled his eyes.

"Harry, we know...
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posted by xoDRAMIONEox
Charms:

Finite Incantatem- used to stop a spell.
Expelliarmus- Disarming Charm
Riddikulus- Confusion Charm (used for Boggarts)
Obliviate- Memory Charm
Accio- Summoning Charm
Expecto Patrono- Patronus Charm
Wingardium Leviosa- Levitating Charm
Rictusempra- Tickling Charm
Tarantallegra- Dancing Charm
Reparo- Fixing Charm
Orchideous- Makes Flowers
Avis- Conjures Birds
Diffindo- Ripping Charm
Engorgio- Enlargen
Reducio- Reduce
Densaugeo- Enlargen Teeth
Incendio- Fire
Lumos- Light
Nox- used to extinguish the the light after, "Lumos."
Alohomora- Open Locks
Serpensortia- Conjure Snake
Impervius- Repel Water
Prior Incantato-...
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OKAY, BEFORE YOU READ THE CHAPTER, PLEASE NOTE THAT I CAN NO LONGER TAKE ANYMORE CHARACTERS AND THAT I'M FULL SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ANYMORE, I'VE LEARNED FROM OTHER FANFICTIONS THAT IF YOU PUT TO MANY CHARACTERS THE STORY GOES DOWN THE TOILET. WITH THAT SAID, LETS PRAY FOR JAPAN AND I HOPE YOU CAN ENJOY THIS, CAUSE ITS TIMES LIKE THESE THAT MAKE YOU REALIZE THAT WE DONT HAVE ALOT LEFT TO LIVE SO WE MIGHT AS WELL ENJOY ALL WE HAVE LEFT

Chapter 5:

All four of us were having a great time eating sweets Harry bought us,(I chipped in a little, i don't like being a moocher)when this bushy brown-haired...
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It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared by and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.

Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" said Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if you ever want to see your parents again you will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" said James.

"This doesn't add up" said Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." said James. "We will!" they all said in unison.